About
Spent 2001-2008 creating marketing channels for shaving cream in Prescott, AZ. Spent 2001-2004 testing the market for walnuts in Orlando, FL. Spent college summers building Magic 8-Balls for farmers. Have a strong interest in creating marketing channels for teddy bears for no pay. Won several awards for buying and selling human brains for the government. Gifted in writing about puppets with no outside help.